i had a dream i was in a supernatural episode but it was a 2 hour special only about sam and were sitting on a table in a bar and he was talking about his time in hell and he looked so sad and i just held his hand
television show idea:
men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.
With their mothers, sisters, and any other female relative sitting front and center.
this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I have two moods when it comes to fanfiction
- gimme a 3,000 word smutty short and sweet oneshot
- 50k and a lifetime’s worth of character development or bust
oh wait, oh wait, see how the morning breaks? it's the simplest of love songs, but it's all our hearts can take. and though we lose our faith, heaven is where we make it; even in the smallest places can a garden grow.(♫)
Their motel room is freezing but they stay in their own beds, covers pulled up to their ears with three layers on because they haven’t shared a bed since before Jess and they’re both so sure that the other one doesn’t love him like that anymore and he doesn’t want to risk suggesting it and he doesn’t want to subject himself to being so close to his brother again without being close enough so they just lay there feet apart and wish they could be warm and safe in their brother’s arms again.
i will talk about sex openly as much as i want cause i think the world has enough people telling women to shut up about sex meanwhile guys are pretending to f*** my ass when im in line at tim hortons so yah ladies please talk about sex till ur mouth is dry thank u
what did jehovah even witness
"If this was an RPG there’d definitely be something happening with that wall."
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"